Beware
of Fishing Pox, very contagious to adult males.
Symptoms: Blank expression, occasional deafness to family, allergy to
any sort of work. Patient will complain of feeling loggy, needing fresh
air, sunshine and exercise. Hangs out at sporting goods stores, reads
tackle catalogs, makes secret calls to friends. Evasive, mumbles to self.
Treatment: Meds are useless, psychology worse.Patient is mentally unbalanced,
may become violent if crossed. Should go fishing at once. NOTIFY YOUR
FISH MARKET that he is gone so they can have a nice string of bass ready
for him to pick on the way home. After Effects: Cost of fish ($21.32 per
pound) Third degree sunburn, hangover, fish hook wounds in right ear,
beer opener gash in left hand, extensive damage to boat and motor, loss
of $6.00 worth of baits, mud and fish odor in car and for weeks to come
LIES,LIES,LIES! NO KNOWN CURE.
Note: Do not call a doctor, he's probably gone fishing too...
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